@madiallenmusic class at this time of night? You must be crazy. As if 8am classes weren't bad enough. #classicmisunderstanding 5 hours ago

This turkey bacon like an ice cream dessert than a meat product. #realbacon on the left for comparison http://t.co/egakoqhJ 6 hours ago

People getting tipsy at the shinny rink... and there's a guy here that looks just like Popeye. #hockeynightincanada 7 hours ago

RT @_Snape_: #30thingsaboutme I hate people. 15 hours ago

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